Tuesday, January 31, 2006

The Dog Who Calls Him Tiger

‘ Mera Bharat Mahan’: one would find this slogan conspicuously glittering at different places across India. Be it at the back of a rickety auto screaming down the bumpy Indian roads, its passengers enjoying bouncy ride or the incredibly overloaded trucks that give you an impression that they will break down the very moment you add extra kg of load on it or advertisements on our doordarshan or the national parade on 26th January. Perhaps this was one of the first lessons in my school, though I hardly believe I grasped its patriotic essence at that tender age. And through ages of listening and reading books by great visionaries who claim that the nation (where presently half of the population feels grateful if they manage meal twice a day) will achieve the incredulous task of reaching the G8 nations group (or G9 then!!) by 2010 and those patriotic movies that I used to watch after bunking my boring college classes, this line has permanently etched my heart.

But I haven’t still made out as to what I am proud of? Is it our great national freedom struggle, our great freedom fighters, which claimed of shaking the strong British Empire and bestowing us independence after 200 years of imperial rule through non-violence movements, by peaceful demonstrations, by organizing dharanas and getting beaten up by handful of policemen?. Doesn’t it look more than a coincidence that few years before our independence Britain was completely shaken by the second world war? Isn’t it time we thank Hitler for at least destroying western colonial powers, who all heavily lost ground during this dreadful war and afterwards gave up their quest for imperial rule?

Or should I be proud of our great education system where only the top one percent gets a chance to study in premier universities, by far the toughest exams in the world, but in term of facilities these colleges rank nowhere amongst other western colleges? Or is it of our politicians, elected democratically by our smart intelligent citizens, who have ruled our country and given new definitions to corruption ever since its inception?

Or perhaps my head should rise with pride on our wonderful sporting history where last year we had surprisingly made a jump from one bronze to one silver medal in Olympics. Or our only tennis star, who has made more mark on the court for her jewels rather than her talents. But at least she gives something to rejoice about in our morbid dull life by crossing the first stage in the tournament. Or our entertainment industry, Bollywood, that produces a record most number of movies in the world more than half of which have copied scripts and actions from Hollywood.

Or our crawling Sensex that has been crippled now and then by brokers like Mehta. But recently we had reached the pinnacle, the 9000 mark, and everywhere it was flooded with news by economic analysts that this is a true indication of our growing power and soon we shall reach heights, although the same had been done 10ys ago claiming that by now we will definitely be amongst developed nations. Well, I might sound once bitten twice shy but I am a bit skeptical of it ever happening. Probably I should be proud about our lagging neighbors, Pakistan, Nepal, Bangladesh who don't have the capability to grow in terms of resource and manpower and become oblivious of China, who got independence later than us but has become 3rd largest economy in spite of having the largest population in the world.

Or maybe our handful scientists and economists, who had made a mark in this world but only after settling in the US. And all those English writers who have won accolades in their field, we should feel happy that, centuries ago their ancestors resided in India before migrating to the west.

Well if not these then definitely not growing population, growing hunger, growing pollution, nor caste and religion that has led the country torn asunder and created examples like Godhra Kand ,following which the state’s highest authority was shamelessly denied visa to enter the US.

I am still perplexed …unable to find any convincing reason to hold my head high and proudly shout that ‘I am an Indian’. But I will still say ‘ Mera Bharat Mahan’. Whatever it may be at least it gives me a hope that if not the best we can at least strive to be one among those. There goes the famous hindi saying ‘ Umeed Pe To Puri Duniya Kayam Hai’. Jai Hind.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

The Plethora Of Ignominy : my education at IITM

This place is supposedly the best at engineering education in a country of one billion people. The toughest exam, screening the best brains amongst 2 lakhs students. But is there satisfaction amongst the ones studying here, is there anyone who can proudly say “I learnt what I wanted to”.

The problem is not with what is being taught
but the way it is being taught. The ego of these dim witted faculty overshadows their ability to realize that the reason why the students do badly (or maybe not up to the mark) is not because they find its difficulty to do so but because the content is uninteresting. Everyone here has minimum required intelligence to excel. And it will be stupid to assume that after 2 yrs of tough rigorous preparation one will lose interest in education.

What drives them back is the way the courses are taught. Does mugging up definitions and facts and results teach you engineering?? It’s completely ridiculous!! Where comes the application of fundamentals?? Once a person is in an industry he has to apply the principles. Then what’s the use of developing a parrot like memory?

An ideal course will be our MT*** “@#@#@#”. The content lacked depth and coherency. Just an imprudent way to waste my 4 credits. I didn’t learn anything out of those 40 hours and that’s the story with the maximum of the courses here. No one can exemplify what I have described as common characteristics of a professor better than my MT*** professor. (I will refrain from calling out name on this forum.)

Unfortunately he is oblivious
of the fact that everyone from the 70’s batch to 2005 considers him a complete “Chut”(an analogy for a complete stupid person, trying hard to act pseudo and having a completely wrong notion that he is smart.) . What has he done in his entire life?? Any research?? And he thinks he is great. Phew!!

I believe these professors are burden to IIT. Place where engineering brains are nurtured and blossomed, people like him are spoiling the whole spirit of learning.

The people I have met across

1) The Good.
Who all can be taken for granted. Humble, caring, easy attitude. Though their number is dwindling everyday.

2) The Bad
Those snobbish, carrying “I am the best” or rather “everyone is a fool” attitude, I believe this world is getting ever more populated with this category. The fake overconfidence, engulfed in phony superiority complex. But behind their pretentious attitude is their deep rooted insecurity.

3) The Ugly
Their attitude is a concoction of both the Good and the Bad. This genre is best suited for the world we live in.